An idiot walks out of a barSometimes I have trouble sleeping so I listen to British news all night. I find their silly voices soothing and boring, and I drift in and out of sleep and have dumb hybrid half-dreams where I’m a Ukrainian soldier whose cat named Cindy Lou Who (my cat’s name) is bitching for…

Worth a Shot
Things I would like you to try, such as various beers, decencies, and soup-making techniques.
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